My name is Inigo Montoya...

There seems to be some confusion around here about "The Rules". Please read them again, and then use them. If you have questions about certain Rules, contact Velominati. They will be glad to guide you on the path to the V.
Pssst...Rule 9 doesn't apply when it's 37 degrees, clear, and dry. Just sayin'...

Rule 9

Not Rule 9
I refer you to Inigo...
You will be reminded of these transgressions in the near future, when it's cold, gray, and pissing rain.
Instead of riding last night, as I just didn't have the want to get dressed, and leave the house, I built this...

...then sat in front of it for a few hours. It was quite pleasant, thank you!

 I'm largely ambivalent about fat bikes, as I live in SC, but if you're gonna be a bear...be a grizzly...

 Emily Batty knows...

 Know this guy? (his name is on his bike...)

 Know this guy? (he won Roubaix twice)

And you'd BETTER know this guy!

And after 20+ years of doing this cycling thing, these pedals look like :
A) An answer to a question not asked...
B) An injury-inducing pedal failure waiting to happen...
C) A pedal-related back/hip/knee/ankle/foot injury waiting to happen...
D) All of the above

A video posted by peloton magazine (@pelotonmagazine) on Nov 11, 2014 at 3:19pm PST

Enjoy your Wednesday. It's cold, but the sky is blue. You could be in Buffalo.